When you are surounded by assholes and you just need a vacation... this is the luggage for you.
- Three piece luggage set with BALL-O-FLEX case:
1) Tiny Schwartz 2) Average Schwartz 3) XL Schwartz (fits dark helmets)
- For all kinds of interstellar travel. Magnetic body to guarantee your luggage stays secure during speeds of up to Lightspeed. (Ludicrous speed at your own risk.)
- Secure 5-digit combination lock – pre-set to 1-2-3-4-5. (We suggest that you change the combination at your earliest convenience.)
- Lightweight. If need be, you could carry two or three of these with no problem.
- Storage sleeves for Peri-Air Cans
Note: In case of an emergency, or someone beats the shit out of you and steals your cloths, there is a hidden compartment large enough to store an additional standard issue Spaceball Uniform. (Uniform not included.)
$420.69 Space Bucks.
OUT OF STOCK
(Even in the future)